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		<title>Poemul Vacii (fabula)</title>
		<link>https://poeziisiversuri.com/folclor/poemul-vacii-fabula/</link>
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				<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2013 23:06:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[byrev]]></dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Folclor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Umor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bou]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fabule]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Vaca]]></category>

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				<description><![CDATA[(autor anonim) Într-un sat, o vaca grasa, Cum sunt vacile tâmpite, Dar frumoasă şi lăptoasă, S-a gandit să se mărite. &#8230; <a class="more-link" href="https://poeziisiversuri.com/folclor/poemul-vacii-fabula/">More</a>]]></description>
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		<title>I speak engleza</title>
		<link>https://poeziisiversuri.com/umor/i-speak-engleza/</link>
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				<pubDate>Sun, 23 Oct 2011 01:41:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[byrev]]></dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[engleza]]></category>
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				<description><![CDATA[I love you domnișoara Și sunt very mâhnit, Căci when i speak engleza You razi necontenit. I know ești englezoaică &#8230; <a class="more-link" href="https://poeziisiversuri.com/umor/i-speak-engleza/">More</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Urari pentru elevi si profesori</title>
		<link>https://poeziisiversuri.com/umor/urari-pentru-elevi-si-profesori/</link>
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				<pubDate>Sun, 23 Oct 2011 01:30:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[byrev]]></dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Umor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[elevi]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[profersori]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scoala]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[urari]]></category>

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				<description><![CDATA[Urare profilor Cine pune patru-n teza Sa ajunga cu proteza. Cine pune absente si lasa Corigenti in mare masa, Dumnezeu &#8230; <a class="more-link" href="https://poeziisiversuri.com/umor/urari-pentru-elevi-si-profesori/">More</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Lor (comunistilor)</title>
		<link>https://poeziisiversuri.com/umor/lor-comunistilor/</link>
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				<pubDate>Sun, 23 Oct 2011 01:28:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[byrev]]></dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Umor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comunisti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[guvern]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[politica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[putere]]></category>

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				<description><![CDATA[Nu as vrea sa fiu sarcastic Dar imi place-asa de mult Imnul de DEMOCRATIE De la COMUNISTI s-ascult! Sunt asa &#8230; <a class="more-link" href="https://poeziisiversuri.com/umor/lor-comunistilor/">More</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Versuri &#8220;Creepy&#8221;, adica de groaza !</title>
		<link>https://poeziisiversuri.com/umor/versuri-creepy-adica-de-groaza/</link>
				<comments>https://poeziisiversuri.com/umor/versuri-creepy-adica-de-groaza/#comments</comments>
				<pubDate>Sun, 23 Oct 2011 01:22:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[byrev]]></dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Umor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[creepy]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[haioase]]></category>

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				<description><![CDATA[Colo sus in cimitir, Stau mormintele in sir, Daca faci mijto de mine, Fac un loc si pentru tine &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;- &#8230; <a class="more-link" href="https://poeziisiversuri.com/umor/versuri-creepy-adica-de-groaza/">More</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Despre Prosti si Destepti</title>
		<link>https://poeziisiversuri.com/umor/despre-prosti-si-destepti/</link>
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				<pubDate>Sun, 23 Oct 2011 01:21:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[byrev]]></dc:creator>
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				<description><![CDATA[Cu prostul nescolarizat Te lupti putin si ai scapat. Dar duci o lupta colosala, cu prostul care are scoala. &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212; &#8230; <a class="more-link" href="https://poeziisiversuri.com/umor/despre-prosti-si-destepti/">More</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Rugaciunea elevului</title>
		<link>https://poeziisiversuri.com/umor/rugaciunea-elevului/</link>
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				<pubDate>Sun, 23 Oct 2011 01:11:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[byrev]]></dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Umor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[elev]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[haioase]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rugaciune]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scoala]]></category>

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				<description><![CDATA[Dumnezeule din cer, Din al camerei ungher, Unde stau si ma trudesc Lectiile sa sfirsesc, Catre Tine ma indrept, Tu &#8230; <a class="more-link" href="https://poeziisiversuri.com/umor/rugaciunea-elevului/">More</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Poezie pura &#8230; du pe net</title>
		<link>https://poeziisiversuri.com/umor/poezie-pura-du-pe-net/</link>
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				<pubDate>Sun, 23 Oct 2011 01:02:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[byrev]]></dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[popor]]></category>

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				<description><![CDATA[Intr-o balta neagra, Patru ochi luceste. Ce sa fie oare? Cred ca e doi peste. &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; Tara mea cu rauri &#8230; <a class="more-link" href="https://poeziisiversuri.com/umor/poezie-pura-du-pe-net/">More</a>]]></description>
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